How a person likes their coffee can tell an individual a lot about that person. Want a quick analysis of that cute guy with the earring who just ordered a Mocha? How about that girl in the minidress who just picked up a Latte? Or that guy carrying the skateboard that grabbed an Espresso and bolted? There’s a chart that can help pin down their personalities.
Because, really, just like with clothes and breeds of dogs, your choice in coffee says a lot about you. Or so goes the thinking over at Dog House Diaries. They posted an infographic that ties in certain personality traits of those who buy certain types of coffee.
For instance, Espresso is just about the most concentrated form of coffee you can drink with chewing on beans. According to the coffee infographic, an individual that orders Espresso is also an individual that is «friendly and adaptive.» The choice also means the drinker «actually likes the taste of coffee,» which is «rare and admirable.»
However, if you’re a Triple Espresso drinker, you’re «obsessive» and have «been awake since the late 90s.»
A Latte drinker is «reflective.» However, they tend to be «indecisive» as well. So «you like the safe pick.» (Heads up: Be careful with this drink; lately it has been used to label people as out-of-touch, liberal, elitist, or just anything that a conservative might hate. Remember, even outside of infographics, people judge you by what you drink.)
A Mocha person is «fun-loving and creative.» The also actually «hate the taste of coffee.» So what are they doing? In need of the coffee jolt, they «improvise.»
Cappuccino drinkers are «warm-hearted» but can be «oblivious sometimes.» They have to be reminded by friends that there’s foam on their lip.
Frappuccino people are «happy» and «energetic.» But they’re also deceptive. They «claim to love coffee» but what they really love is ice cream.
And then there’s that one guy that always orders «Expresso,» a coffee drink that really doesn’t exist (well, maybe somewhere — but for our purposes, it doesn’t exist). These guys are «clever, annoying, or both.» They «knowingly or unknowingly mispronounce eSpresso.» That person is hated. On general principles — because they have no respect for reality, only the reality they’ve created in their own minds. (They’re likely the same idiots that keep calling Iran (pronounced «Ih-ron») Eye-ran, even though they know better. They do the same thing with the names of people they don’t like or act like they forgot someone’s name — for the hundredth time.)
So, how accurate a chart is it? For some, it will be close if not spot on. For others, they’re just in denial.
There are other types of coffee drinkers on the chart as well. There’s the Americano, the Iced Coffee, and couple others. Perhaps if you didn’t see your particular beverage in the above rundown, you might find it there. And if you drink something other than the listed, consider yourself a victim of reverse profiling. You’ve been left out…
But if you drink different coffee drinks at different times, which Dog House Diaries doesn’t cover (probably for legal reasons), well, then, you’re either a multi-tasker, have multiple personalities, or have children…
Source: huliq.com/12092/coffee-personality-analyst-what-lattes-and-cappuccinos-tell-others-about-you
Coffee as a personality analyst: What lattes and cappuccinos tell others about you
